AFTER EATING AN ENTIRE BULL, A MOUNTAIN LION FELT SO GOOD HE STARTED ROARING. HE KEPT IT UP UNTIL A HUNTER CAME ALONG AND SHOT HIM.
THE MORAL: WHEN YOU'RE FULL OF BULL, KEEP YER MOUTH SHUT!
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOLE, THE FIRST THING TO DO IS STOP DIGGIN'.
IF YOU GET TO THINKIN' YOU'RE A PERSON OF SOME INFLUENCE, TRY ORDERIN' SOMEBODY ELSE'S DOG AROUND.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BITIN' OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW. YOUR MOUTH IS PROBABLY A WHOLE LOT BIGGER'N YOU THINK.
GOOD JUDGMENT COMES FROM EXPERIENCE AND A LOT OF THAT COMES FROM BAD JUDGMENT.
ALWAYS TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO EAT. IT'S NOT SO IMPORTANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT IT'S CRITICAL TO KNOW WHAT IT WAS.
NEVER SMACK A MAN WHO'S CHEWIN' TABACCO.
IF YOU'RE RIDIN' AHEAD OF THE HERD, TAKE A LOOK BACK EVERY NOW AND THEN TO MAKE SURE IT'S STILL THERE.
WHEN YOU GIVE A LESSON IN MEANNESS TO A CRITTER OR A PERSON, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF THEY LEARN THE LESSON.
WHEN YOU'RE THROWIN' YOUR WEIGHT AROUND, BE READY TO HAVE IT THROWN AROUND BY SOMEBODY ELSE.
LETTIN' THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG IS A WHOLE LOT EASIER 'N PUTTIN' IT BACK.
