This good ol' boy finds himself at the pearly gates with Saint Peter standing before him and Saint Peter says to the good ol' boy, "Can you give me one example of something you've done in your life that would justify me opening up these gates and letting you walk in?
The good ol' boy thinks for a few seconds and says, "Yep, I sure can... one day I stopped at this roadhouse cafe and I come upon this outlaw biker gang, and they were harassing the waitress and really giving her a bad time and I knew this was wrong. So I picked out the biggest baddest looking one in the bunch, figuring he was the leader of the gang, and I walked up to him and I walloped him a good one, I ripped out his earring and then kicked over his motercycle... then I turned to his gang and said, unless y'all want some of this y'all better just git!!!"
After hearing the story Saint Peter says, "My, my, that is very impressive, tell when did this take place?
Good ol' boy says, "Ohhh, about 3 minutes ago.
